Error Four Oh Four.

The page you are looking for could not be found because I probably deleted it. Even though it is likely an error on my behalf, I implore you to disconnect from the internet and turn off your computer.

If you feel the need, do the following:

  • Press the refresh.gif (82 bytes) Refresh button 6 million times.
  • Did you type the address in the address bar? You did? Well, there's your problem.
  • To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. Done that? Wasn't it fun?
  • Your network administrator sucks and needs to be shot. Please do this. Now. And what ever you do, do not click
    Detect Settings Detect Network Settings . This will do absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems whatsoever.
  • Sometimes, I feel like crying.
  • This page is really a ploy to steal your credit card number. Thanks for the new fur coat.
  • Click the Back button. Yeah, do that.


Thanks. I love you. What? No I didn't say 'I love you'. Haha... But hey, while we're uh, you know, chatting I was thinking maybe we should get together some time? Perhaps we could go and get a coffee now? No? You're busy? That's fine. Some other time then.